it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
(Source: urbancatfitters, via hidebehindtheglasses)
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
(Source: zanetheaiden, via officialcasnovak)
-where are we going?
-into darkness. +
(Source: theclevertimelord, via theclevertimelord)
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage customer service job
Rogue and Mystique by Rhys Cooper
"We say ‘thank you, ’ we say ‘please, ’ and ‘excuse me, ’ when we sneeze. That’s the way we do what’s right. We have manners.
- Suzanne Warren (We Have Manners. We’re Polite. - Orange Is the New Black [x])